All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Cow:

Wake up in a happy mooo-d

Don't cry over spilled milk.

When chewing your cud,remember: there's no fat,no calories,no cholestrol &no taste.

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth.

It's better to be seen and not herd.

Honor they fodder & thy modder and all your udder relatives.

Never take any bull from anybody.


Always let them know who's the bossy.

Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

Black & White is always an appropriate fashion statement.

Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings everyday.

And remember,life is easier when you take the bull by the horns.