Numero uno.Boat that doesn't leak.If it leaks,one large and one small bailing bucket.If your shy of taking bailing buckets and you are to lazy to patch the leaks study up on the ever best prayer you will ever say out in the middle of a cold lake.
2.Oars in good shape,not broken,straight grained,no knots,painted to look good.
3.Boat motors,2 is good,1 will do.Paddling(oaring),hey go for it,its your lake as much as it is mine,good enviromentally though,just like "LEAVE NO TRACE".
4.Gas,oil mix,batteries,that'll work for me.
5.Fishing tackle,gear,bait,license,derby registration,binoculars for spotting oncoming COs.
6.Spitz.
7.Lifejackets.The sooner you get out of that water the longer you can expect to survive on this GOD given earth.AMEN!This should have been #2,oh well its in there.
8.Water from home or bottled water is handy.
9.Food,self imflamatory.I'm not going to tell you what to eat!
10.Kitchen gear,I'm 531/2 years old,don't tell me what I should bring.But I will allow suggestions on what I should have brought.
11.Oh my,this should have been #3..............toilet paper,that feels safer.
12.Cell phone.Remember when you thought you would never buy a cell phone?Charged before leaving home.
13.Camping gear.Hey I'm a fair man,its your variance,its your camp,as long as I can sample your coffee....I'm good.
14.Coffee.Covered by food and camping gear,we're good to go.
15.GOD.Will be there.No preparation necessary.
16.T-bone steaks.marinated
17.Bible.If there is time to read.
18.Creamo,cinamon and honey.My preference with coffee.Give me a break,I'm 53 1/2.let me do what I want with my coffee.
19.Apple juice.To make hot apple juice morning,noon or night.
20.Rain gear.When the going gets tough,the tough get going.
21.A Dummies book on how to count score in crib hand before your opponent scores it for you period
22.$50cash.I will donate $50 to the guy that catches the biggest fish during MAY LONG as long as he has spent one night with us and he shows me his bible.Also if he is 16 or older he must show me his valid fishing license.
And GOD said..........Good luck fishing but get some camping and paintballing in too.AMEN
6 comments:
Steve amazing post! im very excited for this maylong weekend! would you mind if i put this on the battalion blog sometime (giving you all the credit of course)made my day reading this one good work man!
-bent
wow this is list is quite the work of art...kudos
GREAT LIST!GOOD RULES TO LIVE BY!
haha, dad, i read this every day and it makes me laugh every single time, this list is pretty sweet, way to go!
well done with the list...should be made the new official maylong list
Love the list for May Long, sorry I'm not going to be there this year, family calls, threw up some love to you and your masterful blog and gave you a link on my site, tite lines 2 u
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